Lefty almost Lost his Left

I don't know what it is about Lefty, but that guy has a way of sticking his digits into places they should not be stuck.  This time we are talking about his LEFT BIG TOE (not his right).  At practice on Wednesday night, he announced that it was lucky that he showed up to play.  He was sitting on a chair with his toe stuck in a place where it should not be stuck when the chair starts to tip over.  Instead of completely tearing his toe off, he just ripped all the tendons attaching his big left peditarsal.   Apparently, some blood was involved...disgusting.  He showed up at band practice with a limp...but that is Lefty...Lucky!